{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Aharon&#039;s Omphalos","provider_url":"https:\/\/aharon.varady.net\/omphalos","title":"More from the Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Knowledge &#8226; Aharon&#039;s Omphalos","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"HTEF32pIhb\"><a href=\"https:\/\/aharon.varady.net\/omphalos\/2006\/05\/more-from-the-celestial-emporium-of-benevolent-knowledge\">More from the Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Knowledge<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/aharon.varady.net\/omphalos\/2006\/05\/more-from-the-celestial-emporium-of-benevolent-knowledge\/embed#?secret=HTEF32pIhb\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;More from the Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Knowledge&#8221; &#8212; Aharon&#039;s Omphalos\" data-secret=\"HTEF32pIhb\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/aharon.varady.net\/omphalos\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n","description":"Inspired by Borges&#8217; 14 kinds of animals catalogued in &#8220;a certain Chinese encyclopedia, The Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Knowledge,&#8221; here are 14 kinds of people those mistaken for bigfoot those who are asleep government workers nameless ones those who exist only in dreams women with cats seafaring ones those who are crying that cannot be [&hellip;]","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/aharon.varady.net\/omphalos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/aharons-omphalos.png","thumbnail_width":1257,"thumbnail_height":1487}