{"id":773,"date":"2009-11-30T19:19:32","date_gmt":"2009-12-01T00:19:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aharon.varady.net\/omphalos\/?p=773"},"modified":"2019-09-05T17:50:26","modified_gmt":"2019-09-06T00:50:26","slug":"the-talmud-on-the-virtues-of-robots-and-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aharon.varady.net\/omphalos\/2009\/11\/the-talmud-on-the-virtues-of-robots-and-cats","title":{"rendered":"The Talmud on the Virtues of Robots and Cats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few days ago <a href=\"http:\/\/www.engadget.com\/2009\/11\/27\/roomba-saves-child-from-deadly-viper-challenges-tango-to-a-figh\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Engadget<\/a> blogged a story originally reported in the Israeli print media that a local family was surprised to discover that their <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Roomba\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Roomba<\/a> had ingested a dangerous poisonous snake (<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Vipera_palaestinae\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Vipera palaestinae<\/em><\/a>). (Within a few days, the story was echoed by <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5413983\/deadly-viper-killed-by-irobot-roomba?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+gizmodo%2Ffull+%28Gizmodo%29&amp;utm_content=LiveJournal\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Gizmodo<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2009\/11\/27\/roomba-1-deadly-snak.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Boing Boing<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/jewschool.com\/2009\/11\/29\/19099\/israeli-robot-following-asimovs-laws\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Jewschool<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/aharon.varady.net\/omphalos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/Vipera_palaestina-Large.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-775\" title=\"Vipera palaestina\" src=\"http:\/\/aharon.varady.net\/omphalos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/Vipera_palaestina-Large.jpg\" alt=\"Vipera palaestina\" width=\"430\" height=\"328\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aharon.varady.net\/omphalos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/Vipera_palaestina-Large.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/aharon.varady.net\/omphalos\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/Vipera_palaestina-Large-300x228.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 430px) 100vw, 430px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In so far as Jewish lore goes, the virtues of alert domestic household guardians in disposing of wayward lizards was recognized as early as 350-371 CE in the Babylonian Talmud. The source below, <a href=\"http:\/\/he.wikisource.org\/wiki\/%D7%A4%D7%A1%D7%97%D7%99%D7%9D_%D7%A7%D7%99%D7%91_%D7%91\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Tractate Pesa\u1e25im, Chapter 10, p112b<\/a>, provides something of a utilitarian justification for the adoption of cats in this regard:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span class=\"ezra\">\u05d0\u05de\u05e8 \u05e8\u05d1 \u05e4\u05e4\u05d0 \u05d1\u05d9\u05ea\u05d0 \u05d3\u05d0\u05d9\u05ea \u05d1\u05d9\u05d4 \u05e9\u05d5\u05e0\u05e8\u05d0 \u05dc\u05d0 \u05e0\u05d9\u05e2\u05d5\u05dc \u05d1\u05d4 \u05d0\u05d9\u05e0\u05d9\u05e9 \u05d1\u05dc\u05d0 \u05de\u05e1\u05e0\u05d9 \u05de\u05d0\u05d9 \u05d8\u05e2\u05de\u05d0 \u05de\u05e9\u05d5\u05dd \u05d3\u05e9\u05d5\u05e0\u05e8\u05d0 \u05e7\u05d8\u05d9\u05dc \u05dc\u05d7\u05d9\u05d5\u05d9\u05d0 \u05d5\u05d0\u05db\u05d9\u05dc \u05dc\u05d9\u05d4 \u05d5\u05d0\u05d9\u05ea \u05d1\u05d9\u05d4 \u05d1\u05d7\u05d9\u05d5\u05d9\u05d0 \u05d2\u05e8\u05de\u05d9 \u05e7\u05d8\u05d9\u05e0\u05d9 \u05d5\u05d0\u05d9 \u05d9\u05ea\u05d9\u05d1 \u05dc\u05d4 \u05d2\u05e8\u05de\u05d0 \u05d3\u05d7\u05d9\u05d5\u05d9\u05d0 \u05d0\u05db\u05e8\u05e2\u05d9\u05d4 \u05dc\u05d0 \u05e0\u05e4\u05d9\u05e7 \u05d5\u05d0\u05e1\u05ea\u05db\u05df \u05dc\u05d9\u05d4 \u05d0\u05d9\u05db\u05d0 \u05d3\u05d0\u05de\u05e8\u05d9 \u05d1\u05d9\u05ea\u05d0 \u05d3\u05dc\u05d9\u05ea \u05d1\u05d9\u05d4 \u05e9\u05d5\u05e0\u05e8\u05d0 \u05dc\u05d0 \u05e0\u05d9\u05e2\u05d5\u05dc \u05d1\u05d9\u05d4 \u05d0\u05d9\u05e0\u05d9\u05e9 \u05d1\u05d4\u05db\u05e8\u05d0 \u05de\u05d0\u05d9 \u05d8\u05e2\u05de\u05d0 \u05d3\u05d9\u05dc\u05de\u05d0 \u05de\u05d9\u05db\u05e8\u05d9\u05da \u05d1\u05d9\u05d4 \u05d7\u05d5\u05d9\u05d0 \u05d5\u05dc\u05d0 \u05d9\u05d3\u05e2 \u05d5\u05de\u05e1\u05ea\u05db\u05df<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Rav_Papa\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Rav Papa<\/a> said: A man should not enter a house in which there is a cat, without shoes. What is the reason? Because the cat may kill a snake and eat it &#8212; now the snake has little bones, and if a bone sticks into his foot it will not come out, and will endanger him. Others say: <strong>A man should not enter a house where there is no cat<\/strong>, in the dark [without shoes]. What is the reason? Lest a snake wind itself about him without his knowing, and he come to danger.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Given these concerns, we can only surmise that if Rav Papa were alive today, he might trust his Nehardean home and yeshiva to be free of tiny snake bones thanks to his own autonomous robotic vacuum cleaner, and unselfconsciously walk about in his socks, even in the dark, his tender soles secure. Over here at the Omphalos, we appreciate the common sense of Rav Papa&#8217;s colleagues; and we&#8217;re rather satisfied with the lap guarding capabilities of our resident felines, Dot, Ivan, and William. We do admit however that in battle with poisonous lizards, our cats  would fare far more poorly than Rav Papa or his colleagues assume. If we lived in an area prone to viper attacks, a Roomba might save our cat&#8217;s lives as well as our own.<\/p>\n<p>We will just need to remain vigilant. When in viper country we will wear shoes, as the Talmud recommends and wait patiently while <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20160313035506\/http:\/\/www.dailytech.com\/Leading+Neuroscientists+Blasts+DARPA+CatBrain+Project+Calling+it+a+Scam\/article16912.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">DARPA struggles to model the feline brain<\/a>. When DARPA ultimately succeeds we will upgrade the firmware of our vacuuming robots  with the aggressive skills of 4th century Iraqi cats. But unapologetic sentimentalists, we will keep our warm blooded companions and enjoy their current, if temporary, dominance over their vigilant snake wrestling (and dust fighting) competitors.<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/LQ-jv8g1YVI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few days ago Engadget blogged a story originally reported in the Israeli print media that a local family was surprised to discover that their Roomba had ingested a dangerous poisonous snake (Vipera palaestinae). (Within a few days, the story was echoed by Gizmodo, Boing Boing, and Jewschool.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p>In so far as <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Continue reading: <a href=\"https:\/\/aharon.varady.net\/omphalos\/2009\/11\/the-talmud-on-the-virtues-of-robots-and-cats\">The Talmud on the Virtues of Robots and Cats<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":775,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,2],"tags":[136,146,147,148],"class_list":["post-773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kittehs","category-yiddishkeit","tag-talmud","tag-cats","tag-snakes","tag-robots","odd"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.1.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>The Talmud on the Virtues of Robots and Cats &#8226; Aharon&#039;s Omphalos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/aharon.varady.net\/omphalos\/2009\/11\/the-talmud-on-the-virtues-of-robots-and-cats\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"The Talmud on the Virtues of Robots and Cats &#8226; Aharon&#039;s Omphalos\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"A few days ago Engadget blogged a story originally reported in the Israeli print media that a local family was surprised to discover that their Roomba had ingested a dangerous poisonous snake (Vipera palaestinae). 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